George Bush
Productions
presents
Dog Flattener
3001
"No Dog Is Safe"
A game your therapist warned you about.
RATED
M
FOR MALLET • CONTAINS EXTREME FLATTENING
CARTOON VIOLENCE • QUESTIONABLE MORAL CHOICES • RUBBER PHYSICS
Press any key to flatten
0
WASTED!
Score: 0
SMASH AGAIN!
WASD / Arrows to move • SPACE / Click to SMASH! • Mouse to look around